Thank you for getting typed by the GODs!

Once you've finished recording your video, you can send it to enneagod@gmail.com via wetransfer (free up to 2gb) or another video transfer service, or just upload it to youtube and email us the (unlisted) link!

typing questionnaire

This is it. This is your heart on stage. You are the active force presenting yourself to us. You may do this spontaneously in one shot, you may do this in 27 neurotic attempts. Do it so it feels right. We will take time to reflect on your result until it feels right to us. Sometimes you will receive a follow-up question afterwards.

Take a deep breath before recording, ground yourself by envisioning the breath opening your chest. Feel the chair or whatever you’re seated on under your muscles, and calm your thoughts. You got this.

Please try and keep your video between 15-25 minutes.

PLEASE NOTE THAT IF YOUR VIDEO IS OVER 25 MINUTES, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STOP WATCHING AFTER THE 25 MINUTE MARK. IF YOU ONLY ANSWER A COUPLE OF THE QUESTIONS WE CANNOT GUARANTEE MUCH ACCURACY. Our response video will be roughly around 1 hour.

When you introduce yourself, let us know how you feel in this moment and why you want to get typed.

  1. What is your favourite colour, animal and …

  2. If you could tell your younger self anything, what would it be?

  3. Would you choose immortality if you could? Under which terms or circumstances?

  4. How do you see yourself? How do you wish to be seen by others? (Ex: You want to be seen as a good person, the best at xyz, original/authentic, a list of adjectives etc.)

  5. What would you want written on your tombstone? Why? (Too morbid? What about a business card?)

  6. What could be the worst thing someone could say about you? (Whether or not it’s true) Why?

  7. What do you catch yourself venting about on a frequent basis (internally or to your close ones)?

  8. What do you most enjoy doing? Why? (Ex: hobbies, activities)

  9. What does intimacy mean to you? What makes you feel lonely?

  10. Tell us about your dreams (as in life goals) and how/whether they have changed throughout the years.

  11. What is your way to deal with setbacks and disappointments in life?

  12. What would be the absolute worst way to die? What would be the absolute best way to die?

  13. Imagine you are at the best party of your life - what would the vibe be, who would be there and what would everyone be doing?

BONUS/OPTIONAL

  • BLACKMAIL QUESTION #1: What is the most cringe, embarrassing thing you’ve done?

  • BLACKMAIL QUESTION #2: What is your favourite quote, saying or song lyric?

  • BLACKMAIL QUESTION #3: Tell us something you think everyone should know.

Thank you for playing! Our turnaround is roughly 7-21 days after we receive your video.