Type Nicknames

GOD’s Trifix Names (Archetypal & Roasty)

125- Iron Maiden - Virtual Assistant

126- The White Knight - Hall Monitor 

127- False Prophet - Youth Pastor

135- Bionic Jesus - Tetris Champion

136- The Hamster Wheel - Karen

137- Peacock Pioneer - Technology Porn

145- Oracle Bone - Shakespearean Insult Generator

146- Shattered Glass - Cold Sore 

147- Princess Of The Pea - Trapped Gas

258- Text-to-Speech - World’s Worst Skinwalker

259- The Sanctuary - The Kidnapper 

268- The Godfather/-mother - Love Funnel

269- Venus Fly Trap - Power Bottom  

278- Second Degree Murder - Nipple Ring

279- Pixie Dust - Live Laugh Love

358- The Anvil - Shotgun Salesman

359- The Morphogenetic Field - M̶̀͘I̛͇͓̠̔̔ͪL̵̖̀ͮ͒ͅD̛̠̤͙͕̝͉̼̓ͩ͛̃ͯ͡R̶̪̖̘̝͇͚̣̹͈̦̬ͮ͒̍̿̇̃̈́͋̕͜͡E̶̡̯͈̥͉̥̖̺͍̤̿̊͂ͤ͒ͧ̋̌́̑̍̂̇͊͢͡͡͞D

368- Blitzkrieg - YESBRO

369- The Chosen One - Doordash

378- The Con Artist - FRATBRO

379- The Vibe - Wedding Singer

458- The Reddit Edgelord

459- Phantasmagoria - Eternal Fetus

468- The Emotional Location - Triple Asshole

469- The Curse - Big Divorce Energy 

478- Morningstar - DUI

479- Arcane Anomaly - Crystal Shit

GOBLINS OF BITCHCORD (by Sofie and GOD)

1w9: Godbitch

1w2: Holierthanbitch

2w1: Umbritch

2w3: Kitschbitch

3w2: Barbiebitch

3w4: Supremebitch

4w3: Specialbitch

4w5: Bitchwitch

5w4: Frankenbitch

5w6: Quirkybitch

6w5: Gopherbitch 

6w7: Pickmebitch 

7w6: Madbitch

7w8: Queenbitch

8w7: Trollbitch

8w9: Bullbitch 

9w8: Slackerbitch

9w1: Porcelainbitch

Bad Hexy’s Romantic Shitbitch Triads

when faced with something i don't like:

• positive outlook: i'm going to romanticize it 

• reactive: i'm going to take a big shit on it 

• competency: i'm going to make it my bitch

• pos/comp (9w1, 2w1, 2w3): i'm going to romanticize this whiny bitch inside me-romance is my bitch now

• pos/reac (7w6, 7w8, 9w8): i'm going to unironically romanticize this giant glittery pile of shit that i made

• reac/comp (4w3, 4w5, 6w5): i'm going to shit all over every bitch that ever lived including myself

• reac/pos (6w7, 8w7, 8w9): i'm going to shit all over this goddamn romanticized bullshit (which i also shit out on a regular basis)

• comp/pos (1w2, 1w9, 3w2): i'm going to make a really lovely and beautiful aesthetic bitche out of my unrealistically romanticized problems

• comp/reac (3w4, 5w4, 5w6): i'm going to create a bitch out of pure shit from the depths of the earth and it will serve me better than any bitch you ever made